Post by Kazooie on Aug 23, 2010 22:06:58 GMT -5
Name: Kazooie
Nickname(s): She has tons, none of them very nice.
Age: Late 20's, probably.
Sex: Female
Species: Red Crested Breegull
Faceclaim: Herself
Allignment: Chaotic Neutral
Alias: N/A
Group: Immigrant
Job Description:
Goes here, in the blockquotes!
Moveset:
- Peck
- Birdslap--slaps with wing
- Egg Spit--Spits eggs, from ordinary blue to ice, fire, or grenade.
- Egg Launch--Same as Egg Spit, but from the other end.
- Flight--she flies
- Feather Shield--creates a brief shield that protects from harm, loses a few feathers in the process
Final Smash: Dragon Kazooie--Briefly transforms into a green dragon. Can breathe fire and launches only fire eggs.
Weaknesses: Physically weak. Eggs take time. Due to her mental state, she can't fly very far.
Hair Color: Red with yellow tips--and technically they're feathers.
Eye Color: Green
Height: Short, around 5 foot nothing.
Build: Skinny.
Overall Physical Description:
Kazooie is a large red bird with green eyes. She has a sharp beak and long yellow legs. Her eyes are bright green.
Nowadays, her eyes seem kind of...glazed over, out in space, and deranged. She is now ghastly thin, and she tends to lose feathers every now and again.
Overall Personality Description:
Kazooie does not hesitate to make crass statements about even the most imposing figures. She is a wisecracking, hot-tempered, slightly egotistic, tell-it-like-it-is loudmouth. She doesn't care who you are, how big you are, or what you can do to her.
As of late, Kazooie is...well, insane. She lives in a tattered backpack, and is very touchy. She doesn't care what you think, but will gladly tell you her opinion.
Likes:
- Eggs
- Her backpack
- Being alone
- Playing the Kazoo
- Memories of the old days
Dislikes:
- When people talk of Banjo--good, bad, or otherwise.
- When people talk about her eggs in any way.
- People touching her feathers, attached or not.
- That the old days are over
- Being referenced to food of any kind.
Flaws:
- CRAZY
- Very temperamental
- Unstable
- Completely alone
Skills:
- Laying/spitting eggs
- Flying
- Playing the Kazoo
- Sarcasm
Mother: N/A
Father: N/A
Siblings: N/A
Other Family: Banjo, sorta.
Spouse/Signifigant Other: N/A
Children: N/A
History:
Kazooie spent most of her life being ridiculed, which led to her sarcastic and judgmental nature. She had no friends, until she met a honey bear named Banjo. He was different from her, but he let her hang out in his backpack, and befriended her. They went on adventures together, and things were nice.
But nice doesn't always last forever. Everyone else they ran into seemed to have a problem with Kazooie, and her with them. And spending most of your time in a backpack kind of gets to a bird.
Kazooie keeps the details locked inside, but she left Banjo for a better life. What she got, was Mushroom Kingdom. She lost what was left of her sanity, and when she's not in the asylum, she's living in a tattered backpack. She has been known to engage in illegal activities, like betting on Pokemon Battles, or spitting/launching eggs at the police or innocent bystanders.
Anything Else: Saying anything about Banjo or her eggs, and touching her feathers are the three quickest ways to piss her off. She is also infertile, not that it really matters, all things considered.
"Come on, Banjo! Hurry it up!"
"I'm goin' as fast as I can, Kazooie!" The bear and bird laughed as they raced up the hill, heading for yet another adventure.
"Who's butt we kickin' this time?"
"Look, the bird's talking to herself again!" Kazooie jerked up from her daze, sitting on the floor of her padded cell, surrounded by her scattered feathers. Caught in her own daydream again. Glaring, with a crazed look in her eye, she spat an egg at the door of her cell, blowing it up and knocking it onto the guard, whose partner, a more experienced old man, helped him up.
"You best be glad the bird's chained in there," he whispered.
"That's right. Go fuck yourselves," Kazooie slurred, eyes closing. She desperately wanted to get back to her trip down memory lane...and stay.
Your name: Ty
Your age: 21
Is English your first language? Yes
Roleplaying experience: 1.5
Any other characters on this site?: Yeeesssss....